Reblog if you lick or bite your lips, a lot.

This is shit.

What happened, Disney? Your shows used to have amazing messages in them. Why’d you change to joking about something like an eating disorder, something that should never be joked about. You fuckers disgust me. 

When Darren meets Dan:
Dan: So how's your boyfriend?
Darren: What?
Dan: Your boyfriend? Chris Colfer right?
Darren: Wha- No! Chris isn't my boyfriend!
Dan: Really?
Darren: *nods*
Dan: ... are you sure?
Darren: Yeah.
Dan: Oh, sorry man. I just assumed that-
Nick: Hey Darren! How's the boyfriend?
Today is national best friend day. Reblog if you love your best friend.

chandeluresinitaly:

jiffmeister:

davespritebudgie:

papasummoner:

littlemotherfucker:

trickytavros:

 that awkward moment when you realize your best friend lives on the internet

whatever i still love you anyways

michal-neuvirth:

“i haven’t showered since last year”

“2011 seems like it was yesterday”

“i haven’t talked to you since la-

Roleplaying:
Friend: Extremely poetic and beautifully written sentences with a wonderful use of metaphor language and a wide usage of vocabulary. Each word is sewn together with emotion and causes the reader to feel many things. The post is stunningly perfect with spot-on grammar and mechanics.
Me: Sup. -puts feet up-
cheese-for-everyone:

YES THIS

katnips:

lasttributestanding:

How can a girl get your attention?

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

squidmama:

theblogformerlyknownaslivvefast:

kimikomuffin:

shurimpu:

activemind:

somewheree-in-candyforniaa:

THIS RIGHT HERE.

 rebloging because the world needs more common sense

I’m 22 and a virgin ’ v ‘

*nod of silent approval, as one professional to another*

20 years old

20 years without sex

0 fucks given

oh excuse me i dont mean to rain on this parade but im smelling slut shaming and special snowflake syndrome

OLLIES OUT

Reblog if your best friend is pretty.

celestial-coffeecan:

bloodtearsandsmiles:

She’s fucking gorgeous and she should know so.

The sad thing is she isn’t going to be seeing this anytime soon. 8C

She’s beautiful and she knows it!

I was RAISED to say please & thank you, to have respect for my elders, lend a helping hand to those in need, hold the door for the person behind me, say excuse me when it’s needed, & to love people for who they are, not for what you can get from them! I was also taught to treat people the way I want to be treated! If you were raised this way too, reblog this…sadly, many won’t, because they weren’t, and it shows.

celestial-coffeecan:

kamen-rider-equine:

It’s kind of a given in a former military household.

I was, but my mother refuses to follow her own principles anymore…Oh well. ><

There’s over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you’re one of the few who’s never EVER left anon hate in somebody’s ask box.

noirkitsune:

i-heart-gossip-girl:

 

why does this have less than 50,000 notes?

Why does this have less than 9,000,000 notes? Tumblr isn’t for hating.

singwordsthatholdnomeaning:

Why the hell can I hear a thump when I look at the picture? And no thump when i look away? OHMY.
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!!!

singwordsthatholdnomeaning:

Why the hell can I hear a thump when I look at the picture? And no thump when i look away? OHMY.

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!!!

samueloser:

Remember back when Tumblr didn’t have all these restrictions? It was great! Well since then, they’ve added new limits to the things we can do.
Reblog this if you want the Ask Limit, the Post Limit, and all the other limits that Tumblr has been adding to be repealed. If this gets enough notes, hopefully we’ll be able to persuade them to repeal the limits, or at least lessen the restrictions!
Reblog and Reblog and Reblog, and get your friends to Reblog as much as possible!

samueloser:

Remember back when Tumblr didn’t have all these restrictions? It was great! Well since then, they’ve added new limits to the things we can do.

Reblog this if you want the Ask Limit, the Post Limit, and all the other limits that Tumblr has been adding to be repealed. If this gets enough notes, hopefully we’ll be able to persuade them to repeal the limits, or at least lessen the restrictions!

Reblog and Reblog and Reblog, and get your friends to Reblog as much as possible!

Thanks for being my 100th follower! :) Hahaha I'm sure you probably don't care, but oh well!

Aw I feel so special that I’m you’re 100th follower! that’s a big milestone